Saturday, April 27, 2013

Zombie Poetry: The Discovery of Fire


Today’s entry is a zombie poem, inspired by playing with The Fridge of the Damned refrigerator magnets, put out by Raw Dog Screaming Press. I highly recommend you get a set. As of this writing, you can still purchase a copy here.

The Discovery of Fire

Crackling flames sear and char flesh
marinaded in blood.
A dead man shuffling by turns his rotted face
as smoke wafts through the remains of his nostrils.
A sense,
a memory perhaps?
Sparked in a brain transformed by virus
it reaches out through the zombie haze
and he turns.
Rotted steps pull him
across the scorched lawn
towards a smoking bundle that used to be an infant.

Later, as he chews tender medium-rare muscle from the tiny limbs,
he remembers steak and barbecues.
Smell, the most powerful trigger,
overrides the raw desire for simple gray matter.

He finishes the feast
as the rest of the dead shuffle by in pairs and groups,
then rises,
driven by a new sensation
a thirst
and sets out on his quest for beer.

Copyright © 2013 Chris Stout



Saturday, April 6, 2013

Foresaken: Some Flash Fiction for You

Hey gang!

In the spirit of Spring and bunnies and flowers and all that shit, I thought I'd present you with a piece of flash fiction. Enjoy, and let me know what you think! I might make this a regular thing.

Foresaken


The day after zombie souls breached the Gates of Heaven, God was spirited away to an "undisclosed location." As the streets of gold flooded with blood and angel tears, a single voice could be heard crying: "Eloi! Eloi! Lema sabachthani?" Those of the heavenly host left alive shuddered at the plea, now turned into a chilling prophecy. In the fields of slaughter, filled with the fresh corpses of their brethren, there was movement: here a fluttering robe, there a torn wing twitching. A trumpet blast sounded, rasping and out of tune. The survivors covered their ears and rent their garments and prayed with renewed fervor.
At last, the true horror of Resurrection was revealed-

Copyright © 2013 Chris Stout

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Word Count Check In

As you may recall, I mentioned in a previous post that I hoped to write 250,000 words in 2013. Spread over the year, that comes out to 20,834 words a month. So how did I do in January?

I just barely made the word count. 20,858 to be exact.

January was a brutal month. Bitter cold, extended illness, my day job and my sideline work as an editor... All that left very little room to write. I think I managed one complete short story, a couple of flash fiction pieces, and beginnings for two possible novels. I am sure that spreading my writing so thin also was counter-productive.

The problem is, without a nice batch of time to devote to writing, it is very hard for me to get in the flow of whatever world I am trying to create. It is much easier to write the start of something than it is to slog through the middle. So that is why I have so many disparate pieces.

Going forward, I may actually break tradition and start working from an outline. At least that way I won't have to try to figure out what is happening next or who should be involved. I'll probably still write the occasional flash piece. Even if I never create one that is publication worthy, at least it will gets words down and prime the pump.

And now February is under way. Yesterday was a goose egg. Work just overran my schedule. Today has gone a bit better. Hopefully tomorrow will as well. Because without my fast start in January (4300 words in 3 days,and no missed days the first week) I would have fallen far short of my goal. So I have some mileage to make up.

Which means it's back to work for me.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Starting 2013 with a Sneeze



Well, today we’re one week into 2013. I figure this is a good time to do a quick check-in.

I’ve officially been sick more than half of the year so far. Not fun.

On the plus side, I’ve written every day so far. My total word count so far is just over 8000 words.
I also have been interviewed by fellow writer and friend Stephanie Wytovich. You can get a peek into my madness here.

I’m hoping to have a couple of short stories published by the end of January. Still not sure what to do with the sort-of finished novels hanging over my head. I’ve been trying to start a new one, but these guys keep gnawing at me. I think I need a writer’s retreat so I can spend some in-depth time working them over. When I’ve figured out what to do with them, I’ll let you all know.

In the meantime, I need more tissues. Stay healthy. Being creative is much easier when you aren’t blowing your nose every two minutes.



Saturday, December 29, 2012

Committing to 2013


I have a confession. I hate commitments. Personal or professional, it doesn't matter. I like knowing that I have an escape plan, a way out. It's not so bad in my personal life. If someone doesn't like it, they are free to walk away. But in the professional world, it's a career killer. Wondering why I haven't blogged in nearly two years? Curious as to why it's been nearly a year since I published anything under my own name, and over six months since I published anything at all? Lack of commitment. I'd love to blame my day job - and I often do - but that is something I could always leave, if I were willing to commit.

I always, ALWAYS, hedge my bets. And while it makes me feel safe, it also means I have very little to show for my efforts. Sales are slowing down now. And because I didn't commit to anything in 2012, I have no new material to help boost them. January will be the first month in over a year that I won't get paid any royalties. And that stings.

So it's time to change.

I'm miserable when I'm not producing fiction. But before I quit my job and dive into the lifestyle of a working writer, it's time to assess what I want to accomplish, and then <gasp!> commit to a plan that will help me succeed.

I'd like to see myself doing 5000 words a week. 50 weeks a year. 250,000 total new words of fiction in 2013. At the speed I write, that is only 5-10 hours a week.

Can I do it? Maybe. With 55 hours taken up by my day job and commute, I'm already facing a tall order. Add in time spent editing, maybe 15-20 hours a week, and it becomes even more daunting. Maybe the goal is too high. For sure I'm going to be tired more days than not, even before I try to write. When will I see my family? What about...

There. See how easy it was to almost talk myself out of it? Sneak Preview: I bet I fight the same battle, with the same arguments, every time I sit down to write in 2013. But I will try to persevere. Likely I will fail on all fronts. And fail big. I'll be lucky to get half the words down that I say I'll write. I hope I fail so hard. Because you know what? Even if I only make it halfway to my goal in 2013, that'll still be 125,000 new words that I write. At my average length, that's one novel and more than a half-dozen short stories. I'll take it.

So here's to committing, whether to success or failure, in 2013. Happy New Year.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

March Price Experiment and Numbers

Sorry it's been so long since I've posted. School is getting hectic. Anyway, I wanted to pop in real quick while the numbers are still fresh.

So in the month of March, I dropped the price of Days of Reckoning to $0.99. I did this originally so I could gift a copy. Amazingly, while it was at the new low price, I sold 8 copies. So I left it there for most of the month. Results? 31 copies sold on Kindle. This represents 6 times the number I'd sold in any given previous month. Which means I made just as much as I did when it was at $2.99.

I also released a short story, Charmer, in the middle of the month. It sold three copies. Shorts are a harder sell, and I'm guessing that being listed with a full novel at the same price also hurt its chances.

I still only managed one sale of Days on Nook, and it looks like I scored a sale through Sony as well. Still don't know if any of my downloads from Smashwords were paid or not. I really hope they go to a monthly reporting system soon.

So for the month of April, I'm leaving both at $0.99. I should be doing a guest blog later this month, so I'll link to that when it appears. And I'll be buried under a mountain of schoolwork, as usual. May 15 can't get here fast enough!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

E-Publishing: Pay Dirt or Fool's Gold?

I was discussing e-publishing with some of my fellow MFA students this past week, and one of them posed the question: “How big is the e-pub gold mine? How comparable are sales for e-pub and traditional publishing?”

I’m pretty sure that attempts to answer this question have ignited small wars recently. Since I don’t want to clog up my class’s message boards addressing the issue, I figured that I would offer my two cents here. I’m going to try to limit things to my own personal experience; however, since I have only been selling my e-book since December, I don’t have a long track record to draw upon. So please forgive me if I have to name drop in this post.

To answer the question “how big is the e-pub gold mine?” we have to first draw a major distinction between “potential” and “probability.” Right now, the potential for e-pub sales is huge. There are millions of e-reader and e-reading capable devices on the market, and more are being sold every day. Self-pubbed e-books tend to be much cheaper than those offered by traditional publishers (usually $0.99 to $2.99 on the self-pubbed side, and $9.99 to $14.99 for a new traditionally published e-book). So that’s a big advantage in favor of writers self-publishing: cheaper books usually mean more sales (as long as the books are well-written and formatted). The market is there, and all indications are that it will be there for some time.

So what’s the probability that a self-pubbed author of an e-book will be able to take advantage of this marketplace? This is where things get a little dicey. Distribution is no longer an issue. Self-pubbed authors have access to the same stores as those pubbed by New York (there are some small presses who focus on the e-market, and some of them offer their books through their own websites. But when it comes to the major platforms, it’s a pretty even playing field). The challenge for self-pubbers is the same it’s always been for any new or independent writer: exposure. To make sales, people have to find your book. Ad campaigns tend to be expensive, and there is no guarantee that someone will buy your book just because they see a banner for it. Word of mouth still seems to be the most effective means of advertising. Showing up on Amazon’s and Barnes and Noble’s “top sellers” lists seems to help boost sales. Being involved in various forums and other facets of the online community is also probably useful. You’ll also read about a lot of success stories in those online communities, which can be very convincing that electronic self-publishing is the way to go.

So what’s the reality? There seem to be a ton of people making good money in this business. Is it really possible and even probable to join their ranks? Well, it depends, mostly on what your definition of “successful” is. And here’s where I share my personal and perhaps sobering experience.

You see, I’m not a successful self-published author by most standards. Currently, my novel ranks in the 100,000 range on Amazon, and 800,000 on Nook (disclaimer: this doesn’t include Smashwords sales, because they only release their figures and payments quarterly, so I haven’t received an accurate report from them yet. I’ve had 24 downloads of my book sample in just over a month through them, but I don’t think any of them turned into purchases). I’ll be blunt: those are shitty numbers. I’m averaging 5 sales a month. Again, shitty numbers. That means I’m earning (according to my royalty statements) a whopping $10.30 every thirty days or so. Definitely won’t be quitting my day job for that!

Here’s the rub: I’m pretty much an unknown author. I’ve also only been at this for three months now. Most authors I’ve read about who have been successful have taken several months to a year to find their audience. I only have one book for sale. Again, most successful authors have more (usually at least three). I also have done little promotion beyond Facebook announcements and a couple of guest blog posts. I’m still figuring out the finer points of e-formatting. So there is hope for me yet. And right now, I’m doing better than I was in the print market.

It would be eminently helpful if I had a novel published in print so that I could compare the two. Unfortunately, that dream never came to pass. And I don’t want to speculate on what I might or might not be earning if I kept trying for a print deal. Once you start dealing with pretend numbers, I think your whole argument falls apart. So I can only compare my online experience to the two short stories I had published in anthologies released by small presses. Again, this is an imperfect comparison, but it’s the only experience I have to go on.

So my first short story sold in 2005, and was printed in 2006. I received about $150 as an advance. It never sold enough to earn any royalties, but I did make about $250 profit off of copies I had purchased at my author’s discount, and then sold at list price during a book signing. So all told, in the five calendar years of 2006 - 2010, I earned $400 from that story. Five calendar years is 60 months, so doing the math, I’ve earned $6.67 a month off of that story. And that’s it. That number will only decline as the months go on, unless new income comes in. Now, I knew this was a likely scenario, so maybe it’s not quite fair to break it down this way. I was happy to get $150 for a short story, and even happier when people actually bought copies at the signing. So it’s a $400 story on the whole, and unless I ask for my rights back it will probably stay there.

My second story sold in 2006. I was supposed to earn almost $400 as an advance. But the publisher fell on some hard times, and I still haven’t seen a cent in payment. I haven’t gone to court over it, because the fees and time just aren’t worth the hassle. It remains to be seen whether or not I’ll demand my rights back. For now, I’ve chalked this up as an expensive learning experience, and it’s also been motivation for striking out on my own. I don’t want to be burned again, intentionally or unintentionally.

As for my novel that is currently online, it’s averaging around ten bucks a month. So right now it’s a $30 story (since it’s been selling for three months). I’m going to risk slipping a bit into “imaginary” mode, but if those numbers hold, in a five year period it will earn $600. Factoring in expenses for cover art and the ISBN I purchased, and it will take seven years to hit that number, roughly. Again, this is not major money, but it’s better than I’ve done before, and it certainly beats what it was earning sitting on my hard drive.

Now, the question begs to be asked: is it worth it? It is for me. It might not be for you. I’m not viewing this through rose-colored lenses, either. First, I do plan on releasing more material electronically, to see if the trend of “more books = more sales” holds true for me. Second, I will probably be playing with price points and incentives, which will throw off the math above, but might make it more interesting. Finally, at least I can say that - even if I fail - I’m giving it my best shot. I don’t like failing. I can’t imagine many people who do. But at least I can learn something from this process, whatever the outcome. And at least I’m not failing because someone else made bad decisions that turned into me not getting paid.

I’ll probably revisit this topic again at the end of the year, when “Days of Reckoning” has been on sale for a full year. At that point, I’ll have more of a track record to go on. I also should have more material available. I don’t know if I’ll have struck paydirt. But at least I can say that I tried.

Special thanks to Jen Brooks, a talented writer and colleague from Seton Hill University, for posing the original question.